i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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