just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Randomize
