we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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