I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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