I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
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Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
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She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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