Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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