At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
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halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
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How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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