IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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