i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
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Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
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Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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