just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
so much tequila, so little girl.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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