why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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