Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
either way he was missing a nipple.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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