I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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