Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
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There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
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Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
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