my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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