it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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