I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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