it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
Randomize
