i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
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Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
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I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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