one two three fourrrrnication!
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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