Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
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Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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