Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
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Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
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How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
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