no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
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If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
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I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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