problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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