I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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