Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
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this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
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I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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