getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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