P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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