somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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