awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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