Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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