you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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