i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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