then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
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