I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
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She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
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I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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