In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
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Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
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Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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