she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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