Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
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I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
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There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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