You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
So. Much. Porn.
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