I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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