dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
