Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
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