No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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