You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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