we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Randomize
