She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
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I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
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I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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