These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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