dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
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i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
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What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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