I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
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Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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