After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
