You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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