As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
