I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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