i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
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I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
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That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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