We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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