I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
and she was petting her beer can
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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