Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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