I think i peed on brittanys purse
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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