what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
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my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
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Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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