I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
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