I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
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Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
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Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
lol hangovers are for mortals.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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