and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
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I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
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THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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