Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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